August 7, 2026
At least twice a day, usually three times. Not for exercise exactly, though that's a bonus, but because walking does something useful to the mind. It loosens the bolts. It lets thoughts drift without demanding they arrive anywhere on time.
These walks are when I'm not thinking about my books. Which is precisely when the best thoughts tend to show up.
One walk recently meandered to birds.
Everywhere you walk, you see birds perched on electrical wires. High above the street. Thousands, sometimes hundreds of thousands of volts humming quietly beneath their feet. And yet, the birds sit there unconcerned, gossiping, watching traffic, occasionally leaving something unpleasant on a parked car.
Why don't they get electrocuted?
The answer is simple: electricity only flows if it has somewhere to go. A bird touching a single wire isn't grounded. Both feet are at the same electrical potential. No voltage difference, no current, no sizzling sparrow.
The theory stays the same even with massive high-voltage transmission lines. As long as the bird touches only one conductor, it's fine. Where things go wrong is when a creature touches two wires at once, or a wire and something grounded. That's when electricity suddenly takes an interest.
Humans, unfortunately, are not built like birds. We're large, conductive, sweaty, fond of metal accessories, and terrible at hovering. The physics might say "technically possible," but reality says "don't even think about it."
Electricity, like gravity, deserves respect.
And that was thought number one on a random walk.
The walk passed a bakery. That changed everything.
I stopped, as one should, and bought pan agridulce, one of my favorites. Soft, lightly sweet, comforting without being cloying. Only slightly less beloved than roscones con guayaba, which might be Colombia's most underappreciated culinary gift to the world.
Walking away with warm bread in hand has a way of rewiring your priorities.
Suddenly, I wasn't thinking about birds or electricity. I was thinking about bakeries. And then, inevitably, about countries.
Colombian bakeries are stocked with arequipe, that thick, caramelized milk cream known elsewhere as dulce de leche or manjar. That name, arequipe, always amused me, because it looks suspiciously like Arequipa, the city in southern Perú.
Except there's no connection.
I lived in Arequipa. Traveled extensively through Perú. Never once did I see arequipe under that name. Perú calls it manjar blanco, and it's firmly rooted there under that identity. If arequipe had anything to do with Arequipa, Perú would be drowning in it. Instead, the word barely exists south of Colombia.
In northern Ecuador, though, especially near the Colombian border, arequipe appears. Cross-cultural seepage. Language follows roads, not borders.
Same product. Different names. Different loyalties.
That's when you start to realize how food maps culture more honestly than flags do.
What Colombia does that almost no other South American country does well is guayaba in pastries.
Guava exists everywhere, of course. As fruit. As juice. As candy. But Colombia turned it into a bakery staple. Bocadillo de guayaba. Guava-filled breads. Roscones bursting with that dense, sweet-tart paste that pairs perfectly with dough and cheese.
I spent years in other countries searching for anything similar. PerĂº, Chile, Ecuador, Paraguay, Argentina. Occasionally, you find guava. Rarely do you find it treated as essential.
Roscones con guayaba, especially on the Caribe coast, are nearly impossible to find elsewhere. They didn't travel. They stayed home.
And that's when it hit me.
Colombia's bakeries are not reheating stations.
Nearly every panadería, even the smallest neighborhood or home-based one, has its own oven(s) and its own baker. Flour comes in. Bread comes out. Same building. Same morning.
This is not normal elsewhere in South America.
Most other countries shifted long ago to centralized production. Industrial bakeries. Frozen dough. Distribution trucks. Finishing ovens, if you're lucky. Convenience over character.
Colombia resisted that shift.
The result is simple and profound: better bread, everywhere, all the time.
And when you leave Colombia, that's what you miss.
Not cities. Not politics. Not noise --> Bread.
Perú, Paraguay, and the Daily Ledger of Living
For overall quality of life, I still choose Perú. The rhythm suits me. The balance between food, people, pace, and livability feels right. Places like Moyobamba and Oxapampa don't shout their virtues. They just work.
For visual peace, Paraguay surprised me. From central regions down to the southern border, the landscape is endlessly green, outlined in red earth. Not dramatic, but definitely enveloping. The kind of color that settles your nervous system without demanding attention. Christmas colors all year round.
But Paraguay has its own quiet friction.
Despite all that red and green, it's oddly difficult to find good-quality fresh fruits and vegetables. Much of the produce is imported from Argentina or Brazil. Local agriculture leans toward soy and cattle, not diversified daily food. Markets feel thin. Repetitive. Sometimes tired.
You notice it eventually. And once you do, you can't unnotice it.
Food logistics, like bakeries, are daily realities. You negotiate them constantly. When they're good, life feels lighter. When they're not, life feels heavier, even if you can't quite say why.
Somewhere between birds on power lines and warm pan agridulce, a pattern emerged.
I don't judge countries by landmarks.
I don't judge them by slogans or expat forums.
I judge them by what's easy every day.
Small pleasures that repeat.
Colombia is the country I visit with an eye toward the neighborhood bakeries.
Perú is the country I live in with my body.
Paraguay is the country my eyes rest in.
And the only thing I consistently missed outside Colombia?
The bakeries.
That's not weird. That's clarity.
Walking does that. It lets the imagination roam without demanding output. It opens small horizons instead of grand theories. And in those small horizons, you sometimes find the truth hiding behind a pastry case.
Which is not a bad place for truth to live.
That was where my thoughts ran off to while out walking one morning. For me, every walk is an adventure in one way or another.
I used to teach English as a foreign language in Barranquilla, Colombia. Now I'm retired and traveling throughout South America.
I'm from Kennewick, Washington, USA. In my previous life, as I call it, I was an IT guy, systems administrator, computer tech, as well as a shipping/receiving guy and also worked as a merchandising guy in a RV/Camping store.