In the movies and on TV
The people are always full of glea.

Santa Claus, Snowmen in the parks
Children’s eyes light up like sparks.

Nativity scene in the mall
Is the normal protocol

Christmas is always very white
It’s all so pretty and quite a sight

Christmas is always very green
It’s also pretty and quite a scene

Where I am, where I want to be
Is to be sitting by the sea.

Christmas is always very fun
We’re all together in the sun

Christmas should be full of cheer
But all I want is a beer